Thinking...

Is it just me or does it seem like the general public is taking Brad and Jen's split harder than they are?

I really do think I make the best granola in the world. Now how do I keep everyone out of it?

How do I exercise without, well, exercising?

There should be more hours in the day. Then maybe I'd get a whole 8 hours of sleep a night.

A whole lot of soda right before bed? Not a good idea.

So Brad was having phone sex with Angelina, eh? You know, I don't think I could blame the guy..

How did my sweet baby boy turn into this attitude machine? And can I deal with this without killing him?

Two kids = twice the attitude. Someone won't survive their teen years. Who? That's up in the air still.

I should never try to explain a Dead Like Me episode to the uninitiated. Just try explaining why you find it hilarious when Mason smuggles drugs up his bum and the condom breaks and what ensues.. But it is the funniest episode.

I love Mandy Patinkin. I really do.

What the fuck is wrong with my speakers? I've been getting this Morse code-like beeping over them for months now. It's irritating.

I'm so going to bed early tonight. No, really, I am. This time I mean it.

Why is there nothing good on tv?

Dead god, this is the most boring entry ever. Finish it and stick to the stories.